Tuesday, January 29, 2008

And Then A Big Brown Shark Came....

Abby was in the bath the other day and we were having a grand old time. She has these foam bath letters and I was playing the Stick The L On The Baby's Forehead And Laugh Hysterically game. Then it dawned on me. This would make a great blog photo and might finally convince the people from CPS to come and take all the midgies. Score. Two goals accomplished. Have fun at my child's expense - check. Get rid of all these kids so I can live the life of luxury - check.

I managed to pry myself up from the bathroom floor intending to get the camera to perserve this moment of mother daughter bonding. As I stood, Abby stood. I was telling her to sit down. She squatted. I cocked my head to the side and thought, that's different. Then it hit me.

Squatting.

Baby.

No Good.

I asked her what she was doing and as she stood up, I heard it - PLOP PLOP. That's right folks, two turds fell into the bathwater. I started laughing and had to do the cross legged hysteria dance. Then she plopped into the bathwater. Then the turds started floating toward her. Then I called for her father because, ewwwwwwwww - turds with corn in them! Then she started freaking. It was great.

PS: Bonus love to whoever can guess what movie the line's from.

PSS: Yes, 1980 something did call and ask me to stop quoting old ass movie lines.

13 comments:

Sasha said...

I don't the quote....

So glad that hasn't happened to us yet! I am totally jinxing myself, I know!

Smoochiefrog said...

I'm not catching the quote either. More info please.

Bless Abby's little heart. She just thought she'd share mom. :)

Mahala said...

That's priceless lol.

Michelle said...

I think I'm lucky that none of my kids never shat in the tub. One of their friends did when they were bathing together, and mine were mortified and to this day have not forgotten it.

Which means that they won't let me forget it. Joy.

Stylinmama said...

Eddie Murphy "Raw". Priceless.

Stylinmama said...

Eddie Murphy "Raw". Priceless.

Paul Uzzo said...

Actually, that would be Eddie Murphy Delirious.

Funny stuff!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZJJc3T1RQ

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