Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Why Some People Shouldn't Breed...

I was watching a documentary on MSNBC last night about runaways. Yeah, I'm a dork like that - its one of my favorite channels. Anyway, back to runaways. While watching it, I heard the saddest and yet, funniest line ever!

There was a kid featured named Josh who is 17. He was thrown in jail for carrying around homemade num chucks that his Mom made. Ok, stop there and ponder these thoughts:

1. What kind of mother gives their child a lethal weapon?
2. What kind of mother thinks to make said lethal weapon?

Back with me now? The story gets better....

So, the num chuck makin' momma calls street boy's girlfriend to say she's coming down to see her son because she feels bad that he got arrested for carrying around her "gift". After num chuck makin' momma and street boy are reunited, they have this conversation:

Son: Do you want to see our tent?

Num Chuck Makin' Momma: Sure but first we stop for alcohol and cigarettes.

Now, that was disturbing enough. Perhaps she's forgotten that her son is, I don't know, 17 and not of legal age to drink. Then she says this beauty:

"Today, I think I'm going to hang out with my son and see what life on the streets is like. You know, be involved."

I swear to God and all things holy, I was howling with laughter at that line. Yes, you read it right, that was her idea of being involved in her son's life.

For the record, I have absolutely no idea how to spell Num Chuck - is it like that or is it Numbchuck? Two words? One Word?


Tina said...

Just as an FYI, it's spelled Nunchaku. Yeah, they don't believe in phonics in the Far East.

D has a set of foam ones (the first ones they get-for practicing)and a set of wooden ones. He's a certified black belt but would probably do more damage to himself than someone else with them.

I told you, fount of useless knowledge.

Kate said...

I just totally butchered that, didn't I? I think it adds a little je n'ais quoi to the post though!

Tina said...

Hee! You're ok right? I just read about the shooting at the mall. Hopefully you were safely at work and not shopping at lunch.

Ashley said...

I saw that one!! I watch MSNBC every single night. Nothing like falling asleep to runaways, murderers and pedophiles...

She made you feel good as a mom though, didn't she? We're definitely doing a better job than she is...although it is impressive that she knows how to make numchucks.