Today when I looked, I saw a visitor from the Pentagon. Yes, THAT Pentagon. I just hope that they are reading for amusement and not because I've made some terror watch list with all the crap I spew (except from my ass, that's still not going well).
So, Dear Pentagon Reader -
I love the US. I'm not a terrorist. I don't beat my children
Please don't come get me.
PS - if it helps, I know the words to most of the military anthems.....