Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Big Brother Is Reading???

You may or may not have guessed but I have severe issues. I feel the need to daily check my blog in anticipation of any comments that might have been left. I think it's a Freudian thing that goes back to a lack of love from my parents (at least that sounds better than I'm a desperate loser who needs online people to tell me I'm funny to feel fufilled, doesn't it?). I like to view that handy dandy little thing known as Sitemeter. Perhaps, I should stay in the dark.

Today when I looked, I saw a visitor from the Pentagon. Yes, THAT Pentagon. I just hope that they are reading for amusement and not because I've made some terror watch list with all the crap I spew (except from my ass, that's still not going well).

So, Dear Pentagon Reader -

I love the US. I'm not a terrorist. I don't beat my children often. I really do only steal by accident.

Please don't come get me.

Smooches -

Kate

PS - if it helps, I know the words to most of the military anthems.....

6 comments:

Tina said...

You are so silly. It was probably my friend who was reading my blog and clicked on the link I have to your blog.

Take a deep breath and don't read too much into it.

Kate said...

Oh I know...it was supposed to be all very tongue in cheek...

Tina said...

I gathered. You're still silly though. :)

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

That's me in the pentagon. Coach is really in the CIA...

hee hee

Kate said...

Dammit, I knew that Clemson thing was just a front...Coach is really a euphenism for Top Secret Special Agent Guy, isn't it?

Deb said...

I wouldn't sweat the Pentagon. It's the NSA you really have to worry about.