You may or may not have guessed but I have severe issues. I feel the need to daily check my blog in anticipation of any comments that might have been left. I think it's a Freudian thing that goes back to a lack of love from my parents (at least that sounds better than I'm a desperate loser who needs online people to tell me I'm funny to feel fufilled, doesn't it?). I like to view that handy dandy little thing known as Sitemeter. Perhaps, I should stay in the dark.
Today when I looked, I saw a visitor from the Pentagon. Yes, THAT Pentagon. I just hope that they are reading for amusement and not because I've made some terror watch list with all the crap I spew (except from my ass, that's still not going well).
So, Dear Pentagon Reader -
I love the US. I'm not a terrorist. I don't beat my children
often. I really do only steal by accident.
Please don't come get me.
Smooches -
Kate
PS - if it helps, I know the words to most of the military anthems.....
6 comments:
You are so silly. It was probably my friend who was reading my blog and clicked on the link I have to your blog.
Take a deep breath and don't read too much into it.
Oh I know...it was supposed to be all very tongue in cheek...
I gathered. You're still silly though. :)
That's me in the pentagon. Coach is really in the CIA...
hee hee
Dammit, I knew that Clemson thing was just a front...Coach is really a euphenism for Top Secret Special Agent Guy, isn't it?
I wouldn't sweat the Pentagon. It's the NSA you really have to worry about.
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