Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Crapplebees

Dear Waitress At Crapplebees,

When I tell you there is a hair in my dip, please do not EVER ask if I want you to take the plate away. I don't know what you do in your house, but when I'm paying for a meal, I don't want the "added" flavor of an unknown hair of unknown origin.

Secondly, when we walk in carrying a baby, shouldn't it go without saying that we need a high chair? What exactly did you think we were going to do with her?

Thirdly, when the said baby is sitting in the high chair at the end of the table, you don't put hot plates 2" from her. Babies grab everything. Unless you are the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, use your brain. Especially don't put a damn steak knife in her reach unless you like to be stabbed with it.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

The Kate Family

11 comments:

Sasha said...

Agree on all point! Love the Crapplebees- too funny!

Deb said...

Darn them for having the chicken fingers the kid loves, because we go through the SAME THING EVERY FREAKIN' TIME WE'RE THERE!!

Anonymous said...

then stop feeding your kids processed junk and stop bothering people by eating out by leaving yoru crying children home. something tells me none of you have owrked in miserable casual dining.

Anonymous said...

don't go out stay home and eat meatloaf and complain about it you stupid cow
Now piss off

Anonymous said...

I agree Applebees sucks, but so do you. How about you take responsibility as the parent to make sure they get you a highchair and keep knives and hot plates away from your child. It isnt the waitress' responsibility. It yours.

Anonymous said...

Typical bitch-fest from a "critical" customer; we can't stand you retards who bring their crying kids to our restaurant...let me guess, you called corporate to get a free meal sent to you - for a free meal you will be more than happy to bring your nasty kids back...stay home!

Anonymous said...

Wise up, you first mistake was walking into the shit hole.

Its a Denny's with a liquor license...

Anonymous said...

Yes, Crapplebees sucks. You know what else sucks? People who bring little kids and babies to cry at a restaurant and ruin our evening while we are spending our hard earned cash. I hope your kids are the well behaved ones.

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Anonymous said...

You don't sound like someone I'd want to serve at my restaurant - typical bitchy, rude, customers with bratty kids going to low-class chain restaurants with shitty, unhealthy food and expect to be treated like you were at Ruth's Chris. Do the rest of the world a favor - you and your fucking family just stay home. Bye Bitch.

Anonymous said...

wow, goes to show you peolple will complain about the dumbest shit when they go out to eat. You need to learn how to relax, or don't go out. You're proabably the type of person who thinks $5 is ALWAYS a good tip... lol, what a miserable excuse for human existance.