Saturday, October 13, 2007

Mama's Little Boy Goes To Homecoming



As you can see, my son no longer resembles Shaggy. However, even with his much improved haircut and pube beard trip, he's still an ass. He gets some kind of perverse pleasure from making me more nuts. I offered to adopt his girlfriend tonight and/or have her parents take him. For some strange reason, they seem to like him. I don't get it. He eats, he's smelly, and well, he's a boy. I truly can't imagine where he got such a smartass attitude from. He certainly doesn't take after me!

For the record, his mother is attempting to raise him right since she kindly reminded him he needed a corsage...well, you can see his response below. Then he asks me to order it and informs me girlfriend's dress is light pink and black. I know I'm old and shit, but I don't see ANY light pink in that dress.

3 comments:

Sasha said...

What a great pic and a fab new haircut. Remember that I am taking notes on all this to help me when The Politician becomes a teen ager... keep em coming.

Tina said...

Oh Sasha, you have no idea....

They look great Kate! I hope they had a blast!

Deb said...

I love that you call your own kid an ass. Will you adopt me? I know the difference between pink and dusky lavendar.