I was just looking back over my sitemeter results and saw a few things worth mentioning:
To the visitor from LA - more specifically Fox.com - yes, I would be interested in selling you my material for a small premium! :D
To the visitor from Coke - yes, I would love a lifetime supply of your product. I truly do only drink Coke and I would be willing to mention Coke at least once in every post. Have a Coke and a Smile!
To the visitor from Miller Brewing Company - sure send it along with the Coke. I can mention a Miller Lite at least once in every post. Miller - its the cure for what the kids do to you!
To the visitor who googled "Big Turd" and found me - I don't even want to know why on God's green earth you were googling that but thanks for reading!
Disclaimer - these are all very tongue in cheek but yet, still my offer stands to accept your products! Happy reading!